That dark crunching sound pervading your wet dreams has caught you. A tanned, tall, menacing blond hydra has broken through the mist. The beast is a genetic hybrid of Bradley Jensen and Gavin Waters, and it thirsts for your cum.
CocksureMen.com's latest scene pairs up today's two most popular, eerily omnipresent blonds, Brady Jensen and Gavin Waters. They're the most anticipated blond sexduo since Corbin Fisher's Lucas and Dawson, or The Blue Lagoon's Christopher Atkins and The Sound of Music's Rolf (All right, forgive us our undying teenage fantasies!). The vid opens on close-ups of them stroking their hard cocks, making it impossible to tell which is which. As we pan back, the lack of differentiation is so startling, we suspect these might be the Peters Twins—those other two mirror images of sweaty mansex.
The sucking and rimming is average at best. Just when their visual sameness starts to cancel each other out, the boybots merge into a rippling golden hydra of intense butt fucking. What sends this scene to the mega-hot level are the aggressive grunts and shouts the men hurl out. The harmony of Brady's deep voice and Gavin's slighty higher-pitched squeals of delight trigger whatever pleasure sensor in the brain scientists are trying to decode to learn why we respond to music.
Beware, dear children, the scary-wonderful mating call of the Bradsengaviters will haunt your dreams.
· Brady Jensen and Gavin Waters (cocksuremen.com)