Dominic Ford Wins For Bizarro Porn Set Of The Month

March 2, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Dominic Ford's Sports Month scored in the Big Leagues, concluding with a steaming pairing between Parker London and Topher DiMaggio. So much about February's testosterone-pumped, athletically themed videos was so right, we're forced to ask, What's up with that set?

Are we in Heaven? Are we in a Siberian blizzard? Are lost in a warehouse explosion at Linens N Things? While any set is better than the increasingly eye-numbing living room/bedroom set out of a West Elm catalog, we don't get the connection between our sweaty jock fantasies and floating in a Fellini dream sequence. While at first visually striking in a performance artsy-fartsy way, shouldn't Sports Month be in a dugout, or on a gym floor, or smack-dab in the middle of Madison Square Garden during a Knicks game?

Don't get us wrong; the sex all month has been consistently tops, with some homina-homina studly pairings. This concluding scene with Parker and Topher is 100% pure cane Viagra. If you haven't checked out any of the scenes, go immediately. We suppose sex this hot does leave us floating high on a metaphorical fluffy bed of Cloud 9 whiteness.