Extremely Little People Are Our New Kinky Fetish

March 10, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Jack and the Beanstalk doesn't lend itself to porn. Yet, it totally does. The gleely warped creative minds behind 3D Gay World have created a version so perversely sexy, it makes us want our own 6-inch twink as a sextoy.

Although we've stumbled upon 3D Gay World before, we never gave it much thought. Animated porn? Puh-lease. After seeing this series of panels from a horned up retelling of Jack and Beanstalk, maybe we've been too hasty. 6-inch Jack, trying to steal the muscle daddy giant's key, finds himself nestling against the monster cock. Jack uses his whole body to manipulate that cock until it's rock hard and ready to explode. Frankly (and we dip our heads in embarrassment), it looks like it feels pretty damn awesome. In the Far Away Land of Fairy Tale Make Believe, who needs the Fleshjack or Tenga Flip when you've got a fairy Jack to jack off your beanstalk? We're off to close our eyes for a bit. It's storytime!