These Mega Monster Cocks Can Save The World

We've heard of releasing the secret weapon, but these ginormous penises could stop any disaster with one boner pop. Even in the Photoshop Age, we suspect these photos are real. These weapons could stop some massive destruction.

Located in glorious hardness on a jaw-dropping Tumblr feed, these jaw-crackers would make even the most jaded size queen spontaneously ejaculate. The vast majority of pornstars would kill for such killer shafts. They're faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single squirt. Let's go through the gallery and see which dick is best suited to save us from which emergency.

Forest Fire.
Missile Attack.
Earthquake.
Busted Dam.
Volcanic Eruptions.
Kitty Up in a Tree.
Drought.
Heat Waves.
Rising Oil Prices.

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