This Boy Needs To Re-Think His “Fuck Me” Face

We've been with boys who make the hottest faces during sex...aaaaand then there's the boys whose desperate need to be sexy make us want to burst out in guffaws. Hottie Adam Wirthmore makes just such unfortunate faces.

Maybe it's the Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey haircut that adds to Adam's cartoony look, but the mouth agape expression with the steamy look in his eyes reminds us of over acting pornstars of the 80s. Those were the days when Hunk A would merely breathe on Hunk B's cock, and Hunk B would moan and roll his eyes back as if experiencing the atomic bomb of orgasms. For instance, in one shot, when Tyler Torro grabs Adam's butt, Adam jaw drops open as if he's about to inhale a double bacon cheeseburger. It's just a hand on his ass, not a vibrating dildo tickling his prostate.

Adam's dirty talk is right out of 80s porn, too. Early on he whispers while taking a big wiff of Tyler's crotch, "I love the way it smells. Aw yeah. Smell like a man." What would he smell like? A woman?

That's not to say Adam isn't sexy. He is, in fact, scorching. However, Wirthmore would be worth more if he tried a little less.

· Bait & Switch (nextdoorbuddies.com)