Levi Poulter Must Stop His Merciless Cocktease

March 30, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Some pornstars have a new video weekly (ahem, John Magnum), and some not nearly enough. Levi Poulter, God's Specimen of Genetic Perfection, is the Halley's Comet of Gay Porn. When he appears, better look before he's gone for good.

We're slapping our own hand for somehow missing these Poulter images from late last year. In an highly improbably scenario Levi hires Eddy Barrena to be his private dancer. The day Levi has to hire a man for sex is the day queens nationwide stop going into auto-dance the moment "Single Ladies" plays. Although this photoset offers up the briefest of peeks at Levi's comet, our eyes are glued. Why, oh, why can't he go the full monty? Why is he torturing us by staying in hiding? Yes, Levi usually reserves his finely sculpted physique for artsy-fartsy photos, but for the love of horny gay men everywhere, he needs to release some hardcore soon.

Oh, heavens above, with your moon and stars, your planets and milky ways, let our eyes glimpse the wonders of full-frontal Poulter again once, just once, before we die.