Someone’s Stealing Marcus Mojo’s Mojo!

April 1, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Marcus Mojo (a.k.a Landon Mycles) best watch his back. An impostor is capitalizing on his sing-songy, alliterative name with all the subtly of a sling in the living room. Who is the culprit in this flagrant display of porn plagiarism?

It's Marcus Steele, staring in a Jet Set film called Marcus Got Mojo. Is this an April Fool's joke?!?! The real Marcus Mojo, Landon Mycles, better trademark his name, because this video is guilty of false advertising. Here we were, getting ready to jerk of to Marcus Mojo, and we got instead a hunky blond named Marcus who has mojo, but isn't Mojo. That's like if Jeff Palmer had a S&M film called Jeff's Gonna Stryke 'er. Or some dude named James makes James Drinks Jameson who isn't Jamesson. Now Marcus Steele indeed has mojo considering he tops and bottoms, but Steele needs to own his own name, not steal someone else's. Isn't there a porn version of Equity of SAG to prevent this horrendous breach in made-up name etiquette?