The First Scene of Falcon’s Aspen VI is Porn Sominex

April 4, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Like a tale by Dickens, Falcon Studios is releasing the scenes of their big-budget sextravaganza The Other Side of Aspen VI like a weekly serial. Given the series' legendary status, how does Scene 1 measure up? Here's our verdict.

Snoozefest. Falcon is slipping. This initial video with Adam Killian and Tony Buff doesn't generate enough heat to melt an ounce of the snow surrounding the set-up. It's not creatively shot, the positions are run-of-the-mill, and they don't even take it up the bum. 13 minutes of sex-by-numbers blandness that looks like it was filmed on auto-pilot.

There are a few pluses. Adam's bubbly, furry ass looks delectable. Tony comes twice... always a bonus. But all in all, meh. Adam's over-the-top squeal as he cums should go in to canon of bad porn overacting. We're sure it felt good, but those convulsions seem a bit histrionic for a hand job.

As they ride off on their snowmobiles at the end, we hoping they're heading for hotter scenes in the rest of the video.