When Will Jared Get His Butt Did?

Our Bottom Countdown Clock is back and aimed right at Jared from CollegeDudes.com. Today, we'll figure out how long it will be before this fresh-faced cutie goes from solo j.o. to taking sausage up the booty. Let's start the clock and see...

• He's wearing ugly, loose jeans: -5
• He removes his pants ass first: +10

• He'd being shy and only showing cock: -6
• His natural stance is to spread his legs: +10

• Has a het-boy scorpion king tattoo: -4
• Those legs remain spread, as if waiting for it: +15

• Pushes his dick forward, as if he wants us to suck it rather than fuck him: -5
• Those legs are still spread wide and he's presenting that hole as if onstage at the county fair: +20

• Still sending mixed signals with that cock pushed forward: -3
• The signal's not that mixed, since he's assumed doggie position and arching his back to not only show the pucker at its best but for ease of being fucked: +30

• Oh, come on now. He's not even being subtle anymore. Look at his pleased smirk! This boy was probably plowed just yesterday: +100

Verdict: No sooner had we finished writing this post that we checked CollegeDudes.com again and saw, to no one's surprise, the site was just updated to feature Jared getting... well, you can see plain as day! How swell to get such immediate proof of the unwavering accuracy of our Bottom Countdown Clock.