Naked Jazzercize Has Us Pre-Cumming On Our Leg Warmers

The 70s have yet be become retro-cool, but this insanely entertaining late 70s (maybe early 80s?) video of sweaty naked men Jazzersizing is a good argument for a comeback. From the feathered hair and mullets to the mirrored discotheque and synthed soundtrack, these boys seem intent on working out only one muscle: their disco stick.

This gem surely originated as titillating entertainment for straight chicks, in the same innocently sexual vein as Chippendales. In retrospect, oh Nelly, do these queens know how to werq it in what today plays like a vintage gay fantasia. Someone fire the instructor, because their aerobics moves consist of jogging in place and the opening moves are so chaotically out of sync, they could induce a seizure. The men make up for their lack of coordination with some inspired cock choreography. Check out the dark-haired stud at :50, who swings his meaty dick about like a cheerleader's baton. The cutie at 1:45 tosses in a brief biceps work out.

We wonder what is the context of this naked treat, why it was filmed, and if we could go back in time to attend. Come back 1970s disco beat-off!