Coco Chanel said to always take off one accessory before you leave the house. The same goes for jerking off. Just look at this guy.
He's naked and still he has on a crucifix, a face scarf, a jacket, his underwear, and anything else he can find. He never gets naked. Which is sad, because his ultimate accessory is his gorgeous muscled body. Screw what Coco said, Billy_2011 should take off everything before he leaves the house.
·Hunky Muscle Guy (xtube.com)