This Hot Scene Has More Set Changes Than “Gone With the Wind”

Talk about a mini-epic. Two tattooed studs named Kyle and Jared have sex in so many places within a short scene, we're half expecting them to run into Ulysses journeying home from Troy. What this means is several fun positions and never a dull moment.

As seen from the pic above, the boys start out in some sort of garden. Sex outside always adds a racy element, because who knows who may unexpectedly jog by, or peek over a fence, or fly over in an airplane with the world's most powerful telescope. All the birds and bees could be watching you reenacting their fabled life lesson.

Then the boys move to a black leather sofa. Why do porns always have a black leather sofa? It it because it's easier to see the cum? Is it inherently sexy? We've never even seen one in real life!

Next it's a table covered in a sheet and sextoys. Looks like a the world's cheapest examination room, but still succeeds in getting us all hot and bothered.

Finally, they fuck on an good ol' fashioned mattress, er, covered with the same sheet as on the table. With that hideous black curtain in almost every scenario, we're rethinking the grandeur of this scene. They sure move from place to place a lot, but all within the same theatrical black box. Oh, we get it! We have to use our imaginations! This is theatre! That's not a mattress; it's a life raft in the ocean after being knocked overboard after previously fucking on a cruise ship platform and deck chair. It's a sea odyssey after all!

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