Presenting Rex’s Butt Plug Circus Sideshow Act

When we first looked at Rex, we thought, "Oh, dear, another pale blond white dude covered in tacky tattoos." However, he ain't your run of the mill rough trade with a pretty face. Rex performs the wondrous feat of shoving multiple dildos up his bum, even vegetables. Cue the calliope!

It's like watching a sword-swallower as he shoves down the bigger and thicker swords. Rex's angelic face belies a beautiful butt able to take any toy as a new challenge. This act shouldn't languish, trapped solely on GeminiMen.com. He needs management, a contract, bookings at prominent gay dive bars and bathhouses around the nation. He needs to revitalize the Orpheum Circuit—give me a chance and I know I can work it! Here's a quick rundown of The Remarkable Rex and His Butt Plug Cavalcade.

Flesh-colored Dildo


Contortions with a pink plug


Clear butt plug: Now you see it, now you don't!


A zucchini! Now that's a novel way to get your veggies.

· Rex's Toys (geminimen.com)