Rule Number One:No Texting If You Have a Boner

This shouldn't be too hard to understand: if you have a boner, do not pick up the phone. This includes if you're having sex, masturbating, or just lying in bed nursing a hangover on a Saturday morning. Boners and the phone do not mix!

Sure, Arhtur5201314 is super sexy and only spends a minute on his phone during his jerk-off session, but it's certainly enough to take you out of your own masturbatory moment. If he did this while we were sitting next to him, we would take that phone and shove it up his ass. Then we would have called him and make it vibrate. If we're gonna teach him a lesson, it's gonna be a sexy lesson.

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