Presenting Mother Nature’s Seedy Sunburn Ointment

Warning: Be careful laying out in the sun this summer, you could end up well done like the poor hurting dude on the far right. When you're a broke straight boy, you might not be able to afford sunscreen. Luckily, every male on earth carries a natural sunburn cream! Take a guess what it is...

Yes, it's cum! This badass cutie needed some emollient ASAP, and felt that Bukkake was the solution for full body relief. Looks like every guy around got lots of relief, too. By his expression, all that semen was more soothing than a bath with aloe and rose petals. Some randy entrepreneur should set up a "Sunburn Healing Salon" at local beaches, stocked with muscle studs ready to jack-off all over the lucky patient. Hmm...we're off to get a small business loan right now!

· Bukkake (brokestraightboys.com)