This Live Sex Show Belongs On Broadway

June 15, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

With the scandalous, shocking, smash hit musical "The Book of Mormon" taking Broadway by storm, how further can envelopes be pushed on the Great White Way? We suggest "Naked Kombat," where men fight and fuck in front of a live audience. Theatre queens would be clawing themselves for tickets.

NakedKombat.com regularly features hot men wrassling until the loser gets deep fucked. Doesn't sound much like losing to us. Occasionally they create mouth-watering drama by filing in a live audience to cheer and foam at the mouth just like the uncontrollable tourists who flock to "Mamma Mia!" Well, producers, bring Naked Kombat to Broadway! Look at this crowd sit in their seats, yet give standing ovations, while watching the Shakespearean drama of Trent Diesel, Matthew Singer, Gavin Waters, and Nikko Alexander overthrow each other to dominate the kingdom. Listen to that audience stamp, hoot, applaud and show their wild support. It's obvious this sort of smut—er—art, will make a box office killing.