Wet Tighty-Whities Get Us (*Ahem*) Wet

It's all that water streaming down those taunt muscles, unraveling into rivulets between the pecs and unraveling into ribbons around the abdominals. The real treat is when a pair of white briefs gets soaked. Can local bars start hosting wet tighty-whitey contests, pretty please?

Now we get the hetero hubbub of looking at girls in wet tees, popular staple in 80s sex comedies. We always knew the thrill was the see-thru at hidden treasures, but seeing it on the crotches of hot hunks makes those stirrings crystal clear. With men being more and more sexualized by the media, some brave entrepreneur and resurrect the wet white clothes phenomenon with men. I'm talking about mainstream media, not in the basements of gay clubs with a stripper and a shower. Gay Hollywood Mafia, get on this! Make the Wet Tighty-Whitey contest the next big fad after planking and cone-ing!

· Man and Water (aficoolman.jimdo.com)