Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Wears Identical Swimtrunks

Want to spot a celebrity, ideally in swimgear? Don't go stalking 'em in Hollywood. Hit the world's hottest beaches, instead, and look for whoever's wearing the black cargo trunks. It's the in swimgear for hot famous heterosexual men.

Andrew Garfield and Garrett Hedlund dive into the Hawaiian surf together, wearing his and his black trunks. Which one tickles your fancy more? Andrew and his hairless, lithe bod look twinkalicious when stripped out of the Spidey suit. Meanwhile, Garrett's freed from his "Tron" getup to show a hairy trail leading to his buried treasure. Maybe Andrew will open up those trunks of gold.

Somewhere along the same Hawaiian shores with the same black trunks, Brian Austin Green catches rays with wifey Megan Fox, not pictured. As the former 90210er reveals his tattooed torso in Kona, we wonder if any American men, besides the gays, wear speedos to the beach. Can a George Clooney get out there and change up the styles?
God, this is getting ridic! Penn Badgley sports essentially the same look in the film"Easy A." At least his long black trunks are more form-fitting for his sometimes smooth, sometimes hairy body. If the redhead in the front can wear short shorts, Penn surely can too. Man up and show off those legs!
They're not cargo trunks, but this swimsuit covers up the same about on Gerard Butler, taking a break from surfing in L.A. Whoever is Hollywood's summer stylist seriously needs to get on changing the face of swimwear! We thoughts these dudes would be sporting cutting edge beach fashions, not threads dug up from the garbage bin at Old Navy.
He may be wearing full on jeans, but Joe Manganiello looks hotter than the rest while posing for GQ on the isle of Mykonos. The "True Blood" werewolf has a body that looks like a Greek God, and jeans that hug his hips so tightly we don't even need a fig leaf. As he ignores the bikini-clad ladies around him to stare directly into the camera, we'll pretend he's thinking only of us.
Finally, a complete departure from the beach gives us Chris Evans, also in GQ, looking forward to fall fashions. Is he suggesting that this year, unbuttoned shirts will be the must-have autumn wear? Since he's playing Captain America after all, men across the nation must follow this look or risk being labeled an unpatriotic terrorist.