Brandon “Bangs” Riley to Protect Humanity

June 24, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Jet Set Men are coming up with killer concepts for contemporary porn scenes. After their fun gay spin on TSA strip searches, now they're skewing "To Catch a Predator." However, the bad guy doesn't end up with girl.

Set on a TV station called JSMBC, the title "To Fuck a Predator" pretty much sums it up. In these preview shots, Riley Price plays the evil creep thinking he's going to a house to sleep with a minor girl. Brandon Bangs does his best Chris Hansen, capturing predator Riley in the act, and giving him due punishment. We thinks Riley won't exactly suffer.

Brandon and Riley are a dream couple—dual muscly pseudo-redheads, one total top, one bossy bottom. Sparks are flying from these photos. The sexual heat might be right, although the casting's a touch wonky. Riley Price is as predatory as a Koala bear, and comes off as straight as Rainbow Brite. We can't imagine him hunting down a teenage girl to do anything but have a tea party. Brandon, on the other hand, oozes raw animal masculinity. He's the hunk we'd love to see deep-plowed. Anyway, we'll suspend our disbelief. Bangs-Price fucking is a sex scene the predator in us will gladly catch.