Please Don’t Trim the Ass Hair

So many pornstars have such shiny, clean-shaven asses, that we do a double take when we run into men who aren't ashamed to flaunt their Behind-fur. What did we ever have against a hirsute he-man anyway?

We recall back in our teenage years when we first started watching porn, thinking men were supposed to be hairy beasts, but seeing nothing but hairless wonders with glistening smooth assholes. Boy, were we shocked when we discovered body hair could be found everywhere, even on and in the asscheeks. While at first we steered clear of it, we've grown to love a man sporting rear end peach fuzz.

Yet, porn continues to crank out men who shave their asses clean to give the appearance of unblemished marble gods—smooth, perfect, unrealistic and unattainable. Not that we'd ever kick that out of our bed, but truth be told, most guys got some fur back there. So, here's a toast to ass hair! May we see more pornstars let their tresses flow.

· DareOn Stevens (menover30.com)
· Lawson (badpuppy.com)