Bel Ami Models Hit the Tell Tale Signs of Puberty

July 11, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

The hairless wonders of Bel Ami have reached a shocking new stage in bodily development: body hair! Usually, the boys barely have pubes and underarm hair. Gaelan Binoche and Colin Hewitt are the bold revolutionaries turning heads and causing whispers by staying unshaven and unwaxed. Fight the brave fight!

Gaelan (a Greek name, for the etymologically curious) looks like he shockingly hasn't shaved his beard in a few days as he gets hot and tender with Colin. The scene summary describes the look as "idiosyncratic." Yes, in the world of Bel Ami, a 5 o'clock shadow that every post-pubescent male grows is as kooky as a Coney Island sideshow act.

Even nuttier, Colin's reveals his hairy ass. Yes! That is a butt on a Bel Ami boy that practically looks like Chewbacca! What is going on at the studio that had banished body hair as an unsightly affliction? Are they transitioning to exhibiting men with the forbidden features of an honest-to-god male?! What next? *Gasp!* Chest hair?!?!?!

In related news, in a recent scene, model Jason Clark wears glasses! Yes, one of the models does not have the perfection of SuperVision! The Bel Ami boys—they're flawed, just like us!