We Prefer the Anthony Weiner Porn Parody To the Real Thing

July 12, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

It was inevitable. Jet Set Men, the studio that brought us "Getting Levi's Johnson
" and the "Jersey Score" series, has announced their latest inspired porn parody called (drumroll, please) "Anthony's Weener." We many have already seen the Twitter-happy Congressman's real cock, but the porn one, provided by Lucky Daniels, gets our vote.

Lucky, luckily, bears little resemblance to the real Anthony Weiner, save olive skin and black hair. Let's hope he does capture Weiner's slightly bumbling public persona as he desperately tried to cling to any career life buoy after his naughty Twitter pics were released. Jet Set's casting director Rob Romoni puts our fears to rest, saying, "Lucky Daniels was the clear choice for this once in a lifetime role...with Lucky's perfect body and his ability to make everyone laugh you can't go wrong." Once in a lifetime? Why, it's the era's greatest casting coup since Betty White on SNL!

While we're waiting for more casting news to trickle in, and for the DVD's release, we're definitely keeping our eyes wide open for what we hope is a wildly sexy romp through the horny halls of Congress, which seem more sexually charged that the gymnasium locker room at boarding school.