Obviously Morrissey doesn't have a sex tape (does he even have sex?) but if he were to have one, it would look a bit like this: slightly grainy, looking a little bit old, and full of point of view shots. It doesn't hurt that the top bears a passing resemblance to the Moz. So let's pretend this is The Smiths singer and that he's finally in love, shall we? Thanks for furthering our delusion.
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