Sweaty Sexy Soldiers Showering: A Photo Essay

We know you love real naked soldiers, especially through the decades. Here's the best of both worlds with a twist: It's real naked soldiers in group showers!

These historical photos are mobs of men showering and bumping into each other to lather up. In more recent times, the modest men of America are taking solo showers, so as not to be threatened by accidentally rubbing up another man butt. Wusses! If they can fight in combat, they can get joyfully naked with theier fellow males! Our favorites are photos 4 and 5, since they were taken in the South Pacific during World War II. Yep, you know our showtune loving ass can't pass up a Broadway reference. If we were to set sail to our own Bali Ha'i, we'd find these boys ready, willing, and singing.