Cute Nude Comedian Tickles More Than Our Funny Bone

Everyone loves a man who makes 'em laugh. Meet Robert James Hoffman III, who's sexy as fuck and knows it. Instead of being an arrogant prick about it, he uses his smooth, worked out torso and beautiful butt for some laugh-out-loud comedic video gems.

File Robert in "Straight Guys We're Crushing On." Why doesn't this cutie have his own TV show, or a spread in Playgirl? His sexy talent is undeniable. He's danced professionally on MTV and appeared in the films "You Got Served 2" and "She's the Man." He ain't no hack, as can be seen in this video of him doing 15 pirouettes. He's also wickedly funny, with a sexy gay edge to his naked humor. On to his videos...

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Penises
This sassy spoof of A&F pretension reveals the scent all us gay men really go wild over. Who wouldn't want to bottle up the musk of your favorite man. Skin: Robert's yummy ass!

That Doesn't Make You A Model
Ok, this commentary on the ridiculous photos people post online may be a bit mean-spirited, but with Robert gyrating around shirtless, we can't help but be charmed. We'd love a version of this with the photos the gays post.

Touching Another Dude Softly
A candid camera style prank where Robert sees how intimately he can touch other men before they get uncomfortable. We wish we were on set that day!

Soulmate
A literal translation of those sexy couples who only date their mirror images. Skin: Robert lounging in bed and his butt in the shower.

Public Antics Vol. 1
Robert jokes around with folks on the street. Our favorite is a hidden camera in a public restroom, which, with Robert's pants around his ankles, we would have transformed into a tearoom. Skin: Robert's bubble butt.