In the plentiful military photos we've posted, we get the thrill of seeing real military men naked on the field. We're hurting because we never see these studs fucking. Now we can.
Thanks to XtraInches.com, our wildest fantasies of how groups of horned up military dudes release pent up sexual tension on base comes to sexy life. Come on, with all those men, at some point an impromptu orgy must have broken out as a secret bonding ritual.
The video's fantasy has the guys teasing each other over one dude's hard on, which soldiers, jocks and fratboys historically do, or course. Then comes the dare to lick another dude's penis, which totally happens in real life. Even though everyone is 100% straight, they all pop wood in a snap and start a blowjob par-tay—a total reflection of truth. Synthesized porn music, however, probably doesn't play on base...unless one of the officers had a boom box.
We're convinced that, although this scene is staged, these homoerotic shenanigans actually do happen on every military base around the world. If we believe it, it must be true.
· Justin, KamRun, Mason, River and RJ (xtrainches.com)