Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Loves Showing Off Nipples

Hunky male celebrities. No matter how much they try, they can't keep their shirts on. They live for showing us their abs, pecs, and—hottest of all—nipples. From small and pink to dark and juicy, let's tour this week's celebrity nipples.

On the set of his upcoming film, "Abduction," Taylor Lautner displays the little dark teets that have set a million teenage girls into fits of lust. Do gals even notice nipples? Or are they all about strong hands, brawny shoulders and personality? Who knows, but zeroing in on Taylor headlights make us want to reach in and pinch 'em.

America's Gay Sweetheart Neil Patrick Harris flashes his large pretty pink areolas while lounging about Elton John's Exclusive Gay Daddy Yacht in St. Tropez.

Neil is soon joined by hubbie David Burtka, who's only displaying his backside. David, darling, just position that booty right on Neil's lap. The dear is obviously willing and ready.

We're swooooooning over the the beefy dark headlights of Nick Youngquest, the straight rugby player who shows his gay fans much naked love. Here he poses for the August issue of Out Magazine. You probably won't be reading the issue, so just check out the pics.

...and check out Nick Youngquest's ass while you're at it.

Then there the pale but perky nipples of "Weeds" star Hunter Parrish, who always has an excuse to remain shirtless. Extra bonus, the guy behind him ain't slim pickings either. We never imagined supermodels would be hanging around boxing rings.

We had never heard of Argentinian soccer player Lionel Messi before, but looking at this hunk and his teeny nips makes us glad we did. His underwear looks like he just did a crotch grab. Boy, we're sorry we missed that!

Who knew Gerard Butler plays soccer? He recently did for a charity event to raise money for East Africa. As he's making faces in the locker room, we're noticing his rather far apart nipple placement. Are they looking at both ends of the room?

Ex-Backstreet Boy Nick Carter recently hit a waterpark with fellow former boy banders. Nick's nipples are tight, dark and round. We won't comment on other things on him that have gotten round.

We're not much of a fan of Chris Evans the actor, but we love Chris Evans the nudist. Of all our celebrity nipples, his are the palest. So pale we're unsure he has them, like a Ken doll. Anyway, he does a random, fun nude scene for the upcoming moving "What's Your Number?" Watch the video preview here, and watch the girl in it try extra hard to avert her eyes. Oh, darling, if he's flaunting it, he wants you to look!