Indian Wrestling: Looks Like Lovemaking to Us!

Are these sexy boys wrestling or cuddling? We'll say both. This is the world of Indian Wrestling, which, like Turkish Oil Wrestling, is a centuries old tradition that has aroused repressed old men since its inception. But how does it differ from modes of wresting we've seen before?

The Wrestlers Only Wear Speedos
We're talking India's version of Speedos, which look more like diapers. These bulging briefs are skimpier than the giant leather pants of Turkish wrestling or the singlets of American wrestling, which now look as silly as old school swimsuits. For a national cultural activity, it sure is reminiscent of Bob Mizer's boys of AMG.

Getting Down and Dirty
Indian Wrestlers have filthy pig sex wrestling matches in mud or clay pits. In comparison, American wrestling seems like a giant, boring bottle of hand sanitizer. The dirtier the guys get now, the sexier the shower later.

Training is a Voyeuristic Orgy
As this training video shows, hunky young men stand feet away from the wrestling, keenly eying every move of their taught, near naked bodies, as if falling in lurv. Sure, this may be like every sport during training, but look how attentively, and attractively, they pose. Could we get a close up of the dude in the far back doing squats? The only unsexy thing about this video is the crotchety old coach who beats an erring pupil with a cane...unless you're into S&M daddy porn, that is.