A Little More Paint Around the Penis, Please

If we were body painters for Seattle's annual nude Solstice Cycle Ride, our Picasso hands wouldn't miss a spot. Cyclists ride in the city's Fremont Solstice Parade, proudly displaying elaborate nude body painting for all the onlookers to drool over. Let's appreciate their sexy bodies of art.

The parade is a celebration of artists around Seattle's Fremont district, and kicks off with a joyous expression of freedom by the Solstice Cyclists. The painting party looks like the place to be—the VIP room, behind the velvet rope—getting up close and personal with the nude bodies of some sexy Seattle men (and women). Blue seems to be the favored color, as is (predictably) a super hero theme. How many dudes popped unexpected boners as the paintbrushes tickled their cock and balls? Perhaps we'll volunteer next year and find out.

· Nude Men At The Fremont Parade (nakedfuel.com)

We'll try Sam I Am's green eggs and ham.
The Tick's Dick
Captain America's Secret Weapon
A Smurf and his sexy Smurfette.
A smurf on meth?
The Zebra Queen with her entourage in invisible paint.
The Grinch points his "finger" at us.