A Field Guide to Parker London’s Luscious Ass

Parker London and his gluteus maximus defy the odds. The big beefy tattooed man's man looks like his butt should be marked "One Way Only." It goes to show that often the most masculine of queens are the big raging bottoms. Here's why watching Parker getting his ass worked over is one of porn's sweetest sights.

According to this interview, Parker actually enjoys bottoming more than topping! No wonder he's a pro. If he could only have sex one last tragic time, he'd easily give up the rear, lie back and bask in his prostate's pleasure. We're ready to learn why that ass would make the perfect final ride.

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It's Purty!
Beauty naturally attracts, and Parker's booty draws us like clubqueens to Lady Gaga. Smooth. Bulbous. Malleable. Two perfect large muscular obs that match the adjacent cum filled globes. Like a masterpiece at the Met Museum, it invites us for a closer looks, to reach out and make it a tangible experience. The only alarms sounding are deep in our libido.

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Forbidden Fruit
As Parker bends over to service Cameron's cock, he unknowingly gives us an innocent peek further into his Never Neverland. It's the glimpse at his most private place—where supposedly we're not allowed to see or touch—that makes his butt all the more desirable. Since Parker's has already proven himself a voracious top, getting closer to his bottom would taste as sinfully sweet as Eve's apple.

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Munchability
Moving closer, look at that sweaty rosebud. Even in a still photograph it quivers and shakes with much more strength than today's East Coast quake. In this photo, Parker's puckered pinkness throbs in anticipation of Patrick Hunt's tongue licking up every salty drop. After the first course, spray on a helping of whipped cream and dig into dessert.

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Masculinity
Parker radiates the swaggering charm of the high school quarterback all grown up, with the edge of an East Village rocker. The butchest men bring out two desires: to get fucked by him (the most obvious), or to do the undoable and fuck him. Like taming a bull, or breaking a wild horse, making a honcho squeal in submission is a satisfying show of strength. It works best in the rare instance when the top drips with more masculinity than Parker, like the mucho machismo of Jeremy Bilding.

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Claiming the Conquest
The bull has been ridden. The dragon has been caught. The minotaur is slain. Rubbing one's dick deep against Parker's prostate is the perpetual fantasy of seducing the straight man to submission. He can pound like the best of them, and take it as hard as the rest of them. Here's to the marvelous London ass, the mighty mountaintop perfect for planting our flagpole.

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