Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Performs a Sexy Striptease

The celebrities are more than shirtless this week, they're full blown nekked! Almost. A few bare asses, an almost bare crotch, and some man on man assfucking. Come watch our celebs get down and dirty and gay! Are you pre-cumming yet?

"Torchwood" is pleasing both sci-fi nerds and gay fans with out actor John Barrowman upping the ante for graphic gay TV sex. After the banned-in-Britain scene, the show is starting to get more daring. Here we get the pleasing shot of John lounging in bed, doing that sexy armpit reveal thang. The graphic sex comes next...

Whoa! Our torch is turning into wood watching John Barrowman and Dillon Casey rub crotches and wiggle their naked rears. This series may not be "Star Trek," but they can beam me up, hotties!

Attention: Celebrity peen is 'bout to be seen. We know the world has simply been praying to see "The Real World: Hollywood" hunk Joey Kovar flash his little Joey. Now he will, in the September issue of Playgirl. Frankly, these teaser shots are tempting us to do what we haven't done since the '90s—buy a physical porn mag!

Joey Kovar is poised and ready to stir the pot, shaking his bared penis at the guidos of "Jersey Shore" by bragging, "I'm more muscular than them, I'm tanner than them ...The 'Jersey Shore' guys have nothing on me." Vinnie, Paulie D, and The Situation will have to man up to the challenge—ideally with their own naked photo spread, together, touching each others rippling muscles.

God, we must catch up on "True Blood," since images like this kill us like a bite in the neck. Joe Manganiello sure is shirtless, and pantless, and hotness! Thank god for gay series scribe Alan Ball insisting on so much male nudity. If only we had this to watch growing up, instead of "Porky's II: The Next Day."

Love it or hate it, Logo's "The A-List: New York" knows its audience, gladly giving us gratuitous, lingering shots of near naked Brazilian Rodiney Santiago strutting about a desert clad in leathery costume shards from "Mad Max." Rodiney's smoking hot bod puts Mel Gibson shame. Actually, anything puts Mel Gibson to shame. You think this is steamy? Click the next pic...

The camera's zoom in for an XXXtreme close-up of Rodiney's glorious ass! Dear Lord! That rubber chastity belt is so revealing, we can make out the contours of his crack hair. If you were previously annoyed by the Brazilian and his bubbling tongue, you know where you can stick yours.

James Franco, Franco, Franco! It's always James Franco, Franco, Franco! Not any more. The gay internet is exploding with a hilarious Funny or Die video that culminates in James' younger brother Dave Franco giving himself one seriously sweaty ass ramming. Called "Go Fuck Yourself," the video shows the romantic, and graphic side of self-love. Breeders will certainly find this novel and strange. After The Peters Twins, gay porn fans will find this as jack-off material. Video is below.

Henry Cavill appears shirtless in the trailer for his new movie "Immortals," about ancient humans who battle with the gods. Same producers as "300." Better have the same about of shirtless muscle studs.

And now we see the poster for the much hyped film "Warrior". Looks like the DVD cover to a Raging Stallion release. If only Tom Hardy and Joel Edgerton would also star in that version!