These Videos Got Us Wetter Than Hurricane Irene

The no hurry-cane over the weekend did significant damage up the East Coast, but left many New Yorkers underwhelmed. We ran across a couple videos, however, that depict how we wish the hurricane had ended: With a swirling water orgy, and a lightening strike creating our dream muscle hunk.

A Watery Lovefest
As we watched footage of east coast flooding, we wondered, what would happen if we got swept away in oceanic overflow? In our fantasy world, where no one dies, the scenario would be similar to this cute German celebration of free love. Called "Cold Star," the slo-mo, groovy tracked film shows a group of swimmers of various ages, sexes and body types jumping into a pool and ravenously making out—straight, lesbian, and definitely gay male. An elder drag queen siren leads the water bacchanal, signifying that love knows no boundaries of body type. Don't let the odd opening image of a older woman pulling a dead fly from her knotted toenail scare you off; the video quickly becomes a gale force wind of sexual fluidity.

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· Visit the Cold Star Facebook page.
· Shipping to Your Door (vimeo.com)
· SlickItUp.com