Simon Dexter Puts Out His “Body For Rent” Sign

August 30, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

That's right! If you're willing to cough up the cash, you can have the perpetually fantasized about Simon Dexter (aka Sean Cody's Harley), whose ad on Rentboy.com has mercifully been unearthed. Here's a rundown of the ads highlights.

Kudos to Men of Porn for finding this juicy info. Even though pornstars as escorts are common as colds, Simon has become such a much loved media *ahem* whore, that if we got the chance for a roll in hay, you bet the cash we just pulled out of the ATM that we'd do it! There's no date verifying the ad's creation, so it could be long defunct. Does some daring reader want to call the number and see?

Two years ago, Simon left porn to focus instead on acting and legit modeling. A Rentboy ad doesn't bode well, except for our libidos. He claims he's currently serving Washington, although that could have been last night or last year. He doesn't want any of you horny bitches thinking, just because he's willing to get paid for sex with men, that's he's gay, or even bi. Three different times he refers to himself as straight, even "str8" for added cool factor, but counters, "Im [sic] very comfortable with myself as a sexual being! Im [sic] very open minded... Im [sic] very easy going. Well rounded, versed and educated." His education must have skipped the proper use of apostrophes.

His "Blonde" strikes us as squarely brown, he'll gladly show his kink side with water sports, he speaks Polish (impressive!), and he can be hired as a "Tour Guide." Tour of what? All we're interested in are the ins and outs of his finely muscular, lightly hairy body. The ad sells him as a "top." His multitude of bottoming scenes at Sean Cody beg to differ. Sadly, he doesn't list his rates. We're dying to know how much Sean Cody's most infamous model thinks his 9 inch uncut cock is worth. Is it this weekend's drinking money, or a small mortgage?