This Is How You Make Gay Marriage Work

There is plenty of excitement whenever a new state or country allows gay people to get married. But what happens when you're five years into gay marriage and the sex is going but you still want to stay together? Group jack off, of course.

Just look at this lovely couple Scooby69n. They're married and probably sick of bumping each other's uglies, so each of the guys wants to watch porn and jerk off. But why not make a solitary activity and make it part of couples bonding! These two find a movie they agree on, sit next to each other on the couch, and beat off with their knees rubbing up against each other. If that's not a normal family unit, than we don't know what the fuck is. Take that, gay marriage opponents.

·Me and the Hubby (xtube.com)