Playing Doctor Should Be Adulthood’s Newest Retro Game

Growing up, we always heard that shameful kids played the naughty game called "Doctor." Being as pure as the driven snow in our pre-adult years, we never partook. Now as grown-ups, Doctor should make a comeback. Isn't retro always in fashion anyway?

The endlessly creative mind of William Higgins has a series of films on his site called Czech Up. Cute, no? In it, pretty Eastern European boys visit a doctor and nurse—both of whom look young enough to have just graduated high school—for a full body (forgive us) czech up. It's always sexy as hell because, you know, when is cute guys touching each others' naked bodies not hot?

It got us thinking, this infamous childhood pastime needs to make it back into adulthood, where it can actually lead to something fun. Just because we're all grown up doesn't mean our love of make believe should end. So, my fellow gay brethren, let's all band together and get retro with sex and start role playing doctor more. Start posting on Craigslist, "Looking to play doctor." Change up your Adam4Adam profile with your cock shot and a stethoscope. This is the delivery room, and a movement is being born right now.

Next time your best friend asks you what you did Saturday night, you can proudly say, "Oh, I brought a trick home and we played doctor." Your friend's eyebrow will raise in curious delight.

· Igor, Fanda and Artur (williamhiggins.com)