He's Ripped Andrew. He hopes to make you firm and fit with his new series of workout videos, all done while fully nude. So what if he comes across off as a slightly tipsy frat boy; that's part of his charm. He's just launching his nudie workout career, and he needs our horny, health-conscious support. Here's how we can do it.
Step 1: Watch His xTube Videos
As of now, Ripped Andrew has only posted two, teasingly brief videos. Above is a primer on stretching, below are his basic ab exercises. This fair skinned, All American 19-year-old muscle stud is part of a larger network of new trainers called Ripped Training, which, from what we can make out on the very barebones website, is a group of amateur jocks who want to provide shirtless sexy tips on getting the ripped pornstar body of your dreams.
The various models must wear shorts for the videos on Ripped Training's YouTube Channel. That would have only grabbed our passing attention, since we're flesh whores. Thankfully, Andrew knows how to make us stand at full attention by going full-frontal with his xTube workouts. It's a good thing these videos are free, since they amount to him goofing about while lazily stretching his lats while recovering from last night's kegger. He's got the body and personality to get our attention, so ideally he'll structure his videos to be as thought out and constructive as they are sexy.
Step 2: Like Him on Facebook
Andrew has got to get his Facebook numbers up, because with more support, he'll start making more videos, and with more videos, we'll get to see his sexy swinging dick more often. Do your duty for the sake of hotness and click here and "like" him. It will inspire him to put more content on the page. He needs more photos, more workout tips, more photos, more nutrition ideas, more near naked photos. We'll get it if we ask!
Step 3: Follow Him on Twitter
Why not? You've watched his videos, you've liked him on Facebook. Oh, go ahead and follow Ripped Andrew on Twitter. He is our new personal mission. We need to see more, more, more of Andrew. Who knows...maybe after a few workout solo videos, he'll introduce naked training with a buddy, then maybe, just maybe, he'll teach us post-workout relaxation with a buddy. We need to give him all our support. Join us, boys, in our crusade to get a better body via studly cornfed nakedness.
· Ripped Andrew's Videos (xtube.com)