Gay Porn’s Slutty Reality Show Returns with a Power Bottom Extravaganza

"So You Think You Can Fuck" pits six pornstars against each other to compete for who is the best fucker (literally!) in porn today. With clever weekly challenges, steamy competitive sex scenes, and feedback from judges, this series is set to become the Hottest. Thing. Evah. Here's our randy recap of Episode 1.

"Project Runway" better watch out. In DominicFord.com's clever triple-X twist on reality TV competitions, all us viewers are the winners. The six contestants are Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay, Kevin Crows, Rick McCoy, Mitch Vaughn, Tony Newport and Jarrett Fox. Pornstar A-Lister Matthew Rush hosts. Each episode is divided into three parts: The Challenge, The Sex Scene, The Judging.

The Challenge
The guys are brought to a gay bar with the coziest jail cell, where a drag queen high on sass gives the boys their challenge: create jail cell dialogue leading up to a porn scene. Like the Strasberg Institute on Viagra, the guys act out their whorey set-ups, including a "Cop Will Trade a BJ for Freedom" scene, and two gay dudes imprisoned for sucking in a public park who need to finish up behind bars. By far the craziest is Fleshbot Crush Object Jimmy Clay. He and Kevin Crows are two guys arrested for pot possession. Jimmy goes ballistic, climbing up the cell bars and screaming like he's in rehearsal for "Rise of the Planet of the Apes." God we love him!

The Sex Scene
Kevin Crows gets picked to power top Jimmy under a shower, in front of a giant rainbow flag mosaic, on a single high chair. Yes, the deep pounding happens on a single chair like they're Liza Fucking Minnelli singing "Mein Herr." At one point, Kevin rides up Jimmy's bronco ass as Jimmy straddles the chair for dear life. We could feel his ring muscle tightening around our cock. Jimmy, we want you!

The Judging
Four sassy pants judges over in WeHo assess the scene: Scotty B. (host of Cocktails With The Stars) director Jeremy Lucido (Randy Blue), Jack Shamama (NakedSword), and Tommy Stone (Gay Porn girl about town), each entertaining as they tear up the good and bad in the sex scene. These ruthless bitches hated everything we loved, like Jimmy's high-pitched squealing as he came, and the single-chair sexual acrobatics.

Anyway, like TV reality, the real judges are you, darling readers. Vote for your favorite (Jimmy Clay, Jimmy Clay) by clicking here.

Congrats to Dominic Ford. We can't wait for next week's steamy episode.

· So You Think You Can Fuck, Epsode 1: Do Not Pass Go...Do Not Collect $200 (dominicford.com)