5 Asses We Want to Bend Over and Rim

While scouring porn over the weekend, we noticed a number of twitching assholes begging to be licked. From fresh-faced jocks to sweaty leather dads, each rosebud in this week's line-up is a mouth-watering booty beauty.

1. Jayce Williams
Geez-us H. Kee-rist! The latest chiseled champ over at RandyBlue.com has a smooth, beefy ass that spreads to reveal a pucker so prettily pink, the shade should be genetically engineered into rose petals. It looks like it smells like Sweet Lemon Body Butter. Jayce is also a gymnast, who stretches his musclebound legs so widely, we'd gladly somersault into it. The sly look in his eyes is killing us! He better have a starring role in an upcoming shoot for the site before we set our Bottom Countdown Clock on him.

2. Samson Stone
Dressed as an older executive, Samson strips down to reveal the leather daddy underneath. His scene at MenAtPlay.com, "Duality," shows how silver daddies can deliver the sexual heat. Framed by a black leather jockstrap, his dark, hairy ass looks as tasty as a fine, aged wine.

3. Matthew
Naked male flesh gets hotter when surrounded by gym equipment. Matthew on SeanCody.com shows us his jock hole on the chest press. Usually this machine is used to work one's pecs, not sex one's ass. If a 26-year-old Southern sweetie is using it to finger his pale, pretty ass, then there's no point in complaining. He reveals in his interview, "I love getting my asshole played with...I love getting my ass eaten!" Many a man will be willing to take the taste test.

4. Garry Roy
Over at Squirtz.com, 25-year-old Garry is our eurotrash fantasy come to life. He claims he's perpetually unemployed, which means he'll make a perfect rough trade houseboy. The slender sex stud's primary duty will be to place that olive-toned smooth hole on our face every night and prepare for a deep rim session. He claims he's bi and recently loved bottoming for the first time. A second, third, fourth and more times are in order.

5. Matt Surfer
The improbably named Matt Surfer may have a long, thick, swinging dick, but his ass is a tanned wonder all to itself. He's the brooding bad boy of beautiful butts, giving a look of such sexual intensity that this stud knows hot sex is a serious business. His swarthy looks, luxurious black hair, and five o'clock shadow remind us of The A-List's Rodiney Santiago, whose Model Mayhem profile claims in all caps, "I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY NUDE MODELING." Pity. We'll have to turn to his vague doppelganger on UKNakedMen.com instead.