Rugby Team Unafraid of Man-on-Man Public Intimacy

We keeled over in disbelief at this photo of two ripped, sexy as fuck Aussie footballers holding hands while semi-naked on a Melbourne beach. The recently released photos of the Collingwood Football Club add fuel to our fiery theory that the sports teams of every other Western athletic club are sexily superior than anything in America.

This club has been around since 1892, and is home to some drop dead hotties. In order to prep for the upcoming season, they had a coaching working out, then a "recovery session" at St. Kilda Sea Baths, a resort meant to relax the body with natural sea water. Looking at these photos, we can think of several things that these jocks can do to help each other relax. If only Time Warner Cable showed their games, because we'd start following like religion. Maybe they'll come out with a 2012 calendar. Or just start their own gay porn site. One can dream...

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