Name that Position: XXX-Rated Cirque du Soleil Edition

If that famed French Canadian new age circus decided to go into live sex shows, these two gym-nasties will be the main event. Showing remarkable feats of acrobatic ingenuity, we'd much rather watch this than poor little Chinese girls spinning plates or bizarro post-modern clowns.

Whatever blond Micah Andrews is doing to Jesse Jordan, it surely has a name. The Forward Backpack? The Dolly Parton?

Office Synergy? (They're wearing ties, you see.) How they maintain that top-heavy balance is a modern wonder.

And then they get crazier! This is about the hottest thing we've seen all week, although it's only Tuesday. Gymnastic Jesse, who is achingly pretty, should keep getting fucked with such amazing leg stretches. Such a feat of bottoming dexterity could make him the hottest piece of twink ass since Kurt Wilde. What the hell is this insane position called?

· A Great Break Room (phoenixxx.com)