Let’s Pretend Naked Guys with Mirrors are Twins

October 4, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Call us cheaters, but since we haven't run into any naked twins recently, we'll settle for pornstars posing in mirrors. Double your pleasure by viewing them from multiple angles, like a 2D virtual sex tour.

Dean Coxx and his Mirror Twin (above) give each other a smooch while flashing that lusciously lickable ass. Boy had us banging both our heads with lust playing a sex-crazed guido seducer in "Jersey Score." Imagining him pounding his own ass is melting our minds into the grease he uses as hair gel.

Tyler Torro looks like porn's contribution to minimalist design. It's simply Tyler the carpet the mirror, Tyler's ass, and his Mirror Twin. Picture us as Alice, halfway through the looking glass, fingering both those holes.

Allow us to time travel back to 1990 for the ultimate pornstar and his Mirror Twin: Ryan Idol in "Idol Eyes." Much cum has been spilt writing about this paean to self love. Ryan seduces his Mirror twin with dirty talk and body teasing before they spill their seed all over each other. If you've lived a wretched, miserable life and never seen it, unzip your pants and click here, goddammit!