Your Shirtless Celebrity Roundup Sails on a Striptastic Boat Trip

Upcoming all-male stripper flick "Magic Mike" is set to become the most exciting motion picture event since the "The Jazz Singer." We stumbled upon a ton of the film's fleshy hunks whooping it up on a boat under sexily sunny skies. Let's kiss the paparazzi paragon who took these shots. Plus, television seems to be on shirtless sex stud overload in this week's Shirtless Celebrity Roundup.

It's no secret that Channing Tatum is tapping into his own stripper past for the upcoming major motion picture "Magic Mike." What is a secret is what lies underneath those board shorts. Hopefully the film will reveal all.

Alex Pettyfer revels about the "Magic Mike" yacht. Are the boys really partying, or is this part of the film? We can't wait to learn the truth.

Matt Bomer takes a phone call while cruising on the "Magic Mike" yacht. We're imagining he's wearing nothing but a speedo behind that sign.

Meanwhile, Matther McConaughey and his bugle stay all by their badass selves, away from the rest of the "Magic Mike" cast and crew. Are he and his crotch too sexy for this film?

Male movie stars are indeed merely becoming flesh peddlers. Henry Cavill, America's newest Superman, is showing off his muscles in his next film "Immortals," playing Theseus, the mythical founder-king of Athens. Naturally, in our romanticized 21st Century minds, everyone in ancient times looked as ripped as the Gods and ready for the homosex.

Men are even playing flesh peddlers. Thomas Jane of HBO's male gigolo extravaganza, "Hung," shows off his mature man's body for the lady folk.

In case the viewers of "Hung" wish for some fresher, younger meat, there's Stephen Amell. He plays the big threat to Thomas Jane's character, being cute, young and *ahem* hung!

We've had a bizarre crush on Michael C. Hall ever since he played the uptight gay brother on "Six Feet Under." The crush gets creepy now that he's on "Dexter," but the flames hardly expire.

As was predictably inevitable, Patrick Wilson is stripping off his shirt for new CBS drama "A Gifted Man." Anything to boost the show's flagging ratings. Not that the perpetually shirtless Wilson seems to mind. Neither do we.