Tasteful Friends, Presenting a Studly Purebred Italian Stallion

After taking a trip to Brazil, LucasKazan.com returns to its Italian roots by revealing a drop dead stunning heartthrob from Palermo. Meet Rosario Miraggio, a man whose classic beauty clearly outshines every pornstar out there. If you disagree with us, you can jump from the Duomo. Those of you who enjoy the finer men in life, let's explore this Italian Stallion.

His Face: Mamma Mia! We don't know how Lucas Kazan does it, but he finds yet another hunk who we swear traveled to us from the time of the ancient Romans. The bangs matted against the forehead like seen in Roman sculpture. The cheekbone chiseled high from expensive stone. The succulent lips that look like they're about to give an oration to the Roman Senate. Although Roman statues don't have corneas and pupils, they easily could have been the same shade of dazzling green.

His Body: It's a glaring fact that American pornstars are slaves to the gym, chaining themselves to weight machines to give the impression of being Greek Gods. It's our firm belief Italians are, er, born this way. Just by walking around breathing in the restorative Mediterranean air, centuries of sexiness courses through their bloodstream to create perfect smoothness, adonis belts, sculpted torsos, and eyes that twinkle with ancient bathhouse desires. Rosario would feel right at home in sandle-wearing ancient Rome, since he's got a nifty lil' fetish for feet.

His Cock and Balls: DNA for generation after generation after generation has joined together to create this beautiful uncut dick. Peek-a-boo, goes the head. Italian men can be amazingly smooth, yet have bushes so thick you need a sword to hack through. We can almost see his hole through the fuzzy-as-fuck taint, which we suspect says "Non Entrare."

Bonus Fun Fact: Rosario claims to have an eye(talian) for transexuals. Ditch the pseudo bitch, caro, and make the switch.

· Rosario Miraggio (lucaskazan.com)