The Epic Hotness of Naked Male Calendars

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Calendar season continues with more European men cavorting naked for the camera of a randy photog. This set of lovely men hail from France, flashing their booties and bodies in a tres sexy video that's epic in its power to arouse the senses.

A photographer named Lionel ANDRÉ (he seems to prefer his last name in all caps) shoots an annual calendar with the clever little name of "Boys." Like most of these calendars, this one comes with a making-of video, one that surges with the masculinity of the gods. The hunks walk on water, play tug of war, and leap to the heavens, all while dramatic music pulses like Zeus hurling thunderbolts.

With the proliferation of these kinds of calenders, you'd think gods like this freely roamed among us mere mortals. Even though we live in New York City, where supermodel wanna-bes come to roost, it seems we rarely see such eye-popping and dazzling beauty. Surely they're here somewhere. When in mortal shape, these men must be dialing down the glow of the deity to not give themselves away. If we saw them fully nude, with make-up, leaping in the air as in this video, their full glory would be too powerful for us mortals.

Sweet Heaven, let us experience it!

· Boys 2010 (lionelandre.com)