Are these Fine Frenchmen Security Guards or Rentboys?

Shirtless male calendarmania has now overtaken security guards. A French security agency called Thor Sécurité has released a 2012 calendar featuring their hottest men-for-hire strutting around showing off their big guns. If we had an event, we'd definitely want some of this eye candy keeping watchful eye. What are their hourly rates? How adept are they at guarding my bedside?

We don't read French, so we don't know what the source article says. (Any multilingual readers care to help?) What we do know is that randy ladies and lechy gay men all over Paris will run straight to this company for all their cash-carrying, store-guarding, event-protection needs. Aaaand hit on the men, too. We would!

Dept. of Video Cheese: The firm filmed this oddly entertaining, dramatically overblown promo video for their official site. Check it out if your thang is sexy Euro boys in upscale security gear looking sexily formidable.

· Des agents de sécurité se désapent dans un calendrier sexy (acausedesgarcons.com)

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