Here’s the Tatted Up Star Wars Fan We Want to Marry Us

Oh, we fall in love so many times on the internet. Usually it's for guys who have beefy muscles or tattoos or are major nerds. But what about a guy who is a beefy muscle hunk who's covered in tattoos and sporting Darth Vader undies? Swoon!

Check out TheLongRocket. He says in his profile that he's straigh but when we watch him jerk off that wonderful cock of his, we're wishing that he was gayer than C3PO with a bottle of poppers. He says that he's making movies to make more money—a real light saber is expensive!—and we're just about to chip in. But only if he'll show off that little Ewok of his just for us!

·Wanna See My Darth Vader? (xtube.com)