The Gay Porn Film Banned in Canada!

November 1, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Life is typically sedate in the liberal land across our northern border, but we never thought it'd be censored! Two titles from TitanMen aren't allowed to cross into the peaceful land of lumberjacks. No matter how sexy the mountie, the government doesn't want to be pissed off, or pissed on.

"BFF: Bound, Flogged and Fisted" and "Fist and Piss" are too extreme for a world where moose stroll the streets and folks don't lock their front doors. The films are part of the "Titan Rough" series, a collection of sugary sweet sexual hijinks that includes dozens of clamps causing welts on a beefy torso and wearing a gas mask that gets filled with piss. Sounds like torture techniques at Guantanamo Bay, but remember, we like sex soft and tender.

How would these fist and piss titles be discovered crossing the border? Would it be from luggage searches from profiled leather queens at the Toronto airport? Would it be from trunk searches of cars crossing into Quebec driven by men stopping off to pee? Perhaps Canadian censors don't want to encourage such activities for fear of men hurting themselves and taking needless advantage of the country's universal health care.

For those Canadian's willing to subvert their government's sexual censorship, on TitanMen's website both films are as streamable as urine. No one tells an S&M-loving Canadian they can't have their maple syrup with a side of Crisco!