Cody Cummings is the One Pornstar Everyone Hates to Love

Admit it. You love Cody Cummings. You may think you hate his cockteasing ways, but you really deep down adore him. His much hyped new blowjob orgy scene may seem frustrating, because it's being built up like he's pushing some new sexual envelope, but he's doing nothing but receiving blowjobs. Again. Still, you will watch it. You might even jack off to it. Admit it: you hate that you love Cody Cummings.

Every major porn blog writes about him. Every porn connoisseur has an opinion about him, pro or con. Most folks, including us, have complained about all the attention he receives when he clearly does not enjoy sexing up men, and always selfishly leans back as he's being serviced, barely mustering up the effort the touch another man.

Yet, he's still around and going strong. Now he's featured in a joint scene by Falcon and Next Door Studios that positions him as the pharaoh standing royally atop a massive blowjob pyramid. The joint studios are marketing the scene as if he's taking another massive sexual leap, by, once again, doing nothing but being serviced as he barely touches the other men. It's ludicrous, ridiculous, patronizing, and offensive.

Yet, we watched the scene. We hated to watch it purely out of principle, but it got us hard. You'll probably watch it, if you have a membership to either site. Because, let's face it. Cody Cummings is sexy as hell. Few of us wouldn't drop to our knees and suck him if given the chance. He's playing the "ever elusive straight guy" card to the hilt. Just as in dealing with this type of guy in real life, we're sick of the cocktease, but still hovering just in case he decides to go further.

We hate it. We hate Cody Cummings' relentless cocktease. We hate that still, years later, we're suckers for his just-out-of-reach sexual allure. Libido trumps reason. We hate that we secretly still lust after Cody Fucking Cummings.

· Blown Away (codycummings.com)