This Video Has Everything We Love About ’80s Porn

Yes, it had hairy guys, a dope soundtrack, a silly plot about being in the closet, insane fashion (his pants!), and some tacky furniture. But what is our favorite vintage detail in this clip?

The thong tan line! Oh, it's so of a certain age and you can see it on the bottom's ass just where the tramp stamp should be. There it is, like a white triangular time machine that will suck you right back to another age. Man, what a time to be alive, and we're glad that all the awful and therefore awesome elements of its style have been preserved. And if we get to go on a cultural tour while watching two hair studs fuck, then we're all the happier for it.

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