Abracadabra! Like a rabbit from a hat, an eye-popping magical 11" cock appears right out of a half-hipster, half-thug's boxer briefs only to—poof!—disappear from sight right up an assistant's ass. Criss Angel wouldn't have the guts for such a trick.
The magic show happens over at a site called BulldogPit.com, which seems more twinky than bulldoggy, but no matter. That massive 11-inch wand belongs to Matt Hughes, who waves it in the air, taps it on Assistant Ashley Ryder's tongue, then makes it vanish you-know-where. Usually, the magician gets all the praise for his dexterous skill. Assistant Ashley gets all the props here, making sure all muscles are relaxed and ready to make the trick stun and surprise the amazed, wowed audience.
Their names couldn't be more apt. Huge Hughes and Riding Ryder, indeed! If David Copperfield needs a new Vegas opening, these two have an act...and quite an opening.
· Matt Hughes and Ashley Ryder (bulldogpit.com)